home - i guess eventually, but not until she has stalked and murdered some creeps.
1/10Ī girl walks home alone at night: a girl - debatable, she seems like an adult and is also undead. The silence of the lambs: has absolutely NO lambs and not even that much silence. Jennifer’s body: i assume the name is because it’s not really her doing the killing, but her dead body that has become a revenant. great film though, and letting them in is actually a big plot point. Let the right one in: a film about letting in a bloodsucking murderous vampire, so i feel like maybe “right” is a bit of a stretch here. should have been called something like “domestic violence, but supernatural”. The shining: the power of that name comes up only twice, saves no-one. Saw: the saw doesn’t really play an important role until the end, would have made more sense to call it shackles or room or game. The hills have eyes: actually, none of the hills have any eyes, and they aren’t even very impressive or noticeable hills in the first place. they’re actually trying to get rid of something, which is like. The conjuring: nothing is actually conjured. The midnight meat train: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat 6/10
Split: there are, to the best of my knowledge, no splits of either the gymnastic or banana variety in this movie 0/10 The blair witch project: I guess what they’re doing could be counted as a project, and it DOES involve the blair witch, but I’d call it more of a “documentary” than a “project” 7/10 Paranormal activity: there is activity that is fairly paranormal 9/10 Silent hill: I don’t think there are any hills that are more silent than the average hill in this movie 1/10 2/10 because it does, at least, take place in October The houses that October built: October can’t build houses. Work the wolf mask in there next time 5/10 very good 10/10Ĭreep: I guess the guy is fairly creepy, but I i wish the title was a little more specific. The babadook: movie is based around an entity known as the babadook. shld have been called “murder mirror” 0/10 It follows: it does, in fact, follow 9/10 The descent: there is a good amount of descending in this movie 8/10 could have been called “guy in a screamy mask with a knife” but they took a risk with the title and I respect that 7/10 Scream: there is a respectable amount of screaming. Hey guys here’s my review of how much various horror movies fit their titles